mini m&ms taste better than normal m&ms don’t even try to argue with me on this
“OK. I’ll lick you until you’re not sad.”
i am so jealous of europeans
three hours of travel and they’re in a whole different country, a whole different culture like seriously
three hours of travel and i’m in another town that’s just like mine
except three hours away
in australia you just end up three hours into the neighbours cattle station with no sign of water
So today I learned that Eucalyptus leaves have this chemical in them and when koalas eat the leaves the chemical makes them drunk but since koalas only eat Eucalyptus leaves they basically go through their entire lives perpetually smashed.
Welcome to Australia. Where if the animal can’t kill you, it’s getting smashed off it’s face
my mother said i could be anything i wanted so i became an anxious and antisocial recluse with an internet dependence and an intolerance for natural light
My life has become, like, 87 times easier ever since I learned that you can take the two numbers and the dot off of the url of a picture and it won’t be a grey box anymore.
I LEARNED SOMETHING TODAY THANK YOU.